newtlesbian:

not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore

valtsv:

if there is a raised flat surface i will find a way to hoist my little body up onto it and swing my legs back and forth cheerfully and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me but if you still want to try then prepare to get kicked in the face as i do battle with the combined forces of gravity and my lack of upper body strength

God I don’t come back on here often enough now when I scroll through my dash half of y'all have changed your names and I’m like

~Whomst~

renaissance-dick-pic:

sailorleo:

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.

mimikyufriend-moved:

what if video games were fun and affordable and everyone who worked on making them was given fair compensation without being overworked and also capitalism was dead

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshysepticeye:

theshysepticeye:

iamwestiec:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

WOOOO

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Every time I see this I happy cry I don’t know why but I’ll never get over this

submalevolentgrace:

dear Americans very concerned and angry about the concentration camps your government is running:

you should be angry, you should be furious, you should do everything and anything you can to shut them down.

but here in Australia, we’ve had concentration camps for refugees for nearly 25 years. we’ve protested and petitioned and yelled, but the government was ‘clever’ and put them offshore, away from the mainland where we can’t reach them, can’t storm them. then they banned journalists from going. then they banned doctors.

the only time mainstream news tends to report on the “offshore detention centres” is when yet another group of children try to commit suicide.

yes, the Australian government has concentration camps for people fleeing warzones, and the people in those camps are tortured so bad that the children try to kill themselves.

Americans, I hope you manage to close your governments camps, by law or by force. maybe when you’re done, you can turn your attention to us? we could use some loud international outrage from a western ally, the government might care. the public has spent 20 years trying and failing.

non-Australians, please spread this information. I don’t think many people know internationally, except the island nations we pay to host our camps and keep quiet.

zerocapitalism:

the cocaine addicted wealthy elite: i don’t think poor people who smoke weed should get food card money.

vampireapologist:

stimman4000:

happy pride month kings

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

thebootydiaries:

me: *on my period*

me: sometimes u gotta bleed to know that ur alive and have a soul

diamondhubstuff:

impolitecanadian:

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

jadedfiredragon:

rare-drop:

So ive just decided this is the only version of this meme that’s valid anymore

sarahviehmann:

kaerya:

claryfairhild:

i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24  find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2 a.m texts from my best friend who is freaking out that she is gonna die alone. i do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested in her. i do not want see us falling for every nice guy who does not look creepy. i do not want to see girls get sad or paranoid just bcos they do not fill in the schedule. you are ok. you should enjoy your life at its fullest and one day you will find 10/10 so do not pursue 6 just because you do not want to be single. it is ok and one day you will find someone. do not split your love with people who does not deserve it. keep it for yourself and when time will come you will know. i know it hurts. i know you wish u could just open part of yourself and release the buzzing love. but not every kind of love is romantic. show it to your family, friends, plants, yourself.

Not a real criticism, just an expansion really, but …  it’s not just the timetables we need to get away from, but the goal itself, I think.  “One day you will find someone,” sounds comforting, but the reason it doesn’t lay fears to rest is because we are all smart enough to know it’s not necessarily true.

My aunt is over sixty, never married, and never, so far as I am aware, ever even had a great romance.  She dated a lot, but never clicked and now seems to have given up.  My mentor is over seventy, divorced her asshole husband more than half her life ago and has never found anyone since.

We all know women (and men) like these.  And because we know them, we know that “one day you will find someone,” is just … hogwash.  Because sometimes you just … don’t.  Or sometimes you do, but he turns out to be a cad.  Or you do and the universe rips you apart in the most unfair way possible.  And because society has us so fixated on finding “our other half” or whatever, we view these women as cautionary tales.

But … 

My aunt trains dogs.  Her schipperke is the national champion for his breed.  She spent so much of her life as a librarian, nurturing the love of books in kids, myself among them.  I ride horses because of her, and it’s one of the very few things I do that makes my soul feel at peace.

My mentor is one of the best criminal defense attorneys in her state.  She has devoted her life to fighting to ensure that everyone gets a vigorous defense.  Because of her countless people have had the opportunity to turn their lives around.  Because of her, they’ve had a life to turn around.  Because of her, the prosecution and the police in her jurisdiction are forced to behave ethically and adhere to the rule of law.  She’s still, even now fighting to abolish the death penalty.  It’s because of her that I am pursuing the life I am.

These women’s lives are not nothing.  In fact they are a whole lot of something, and it makes my heart hurt that I ever, in my dark 3 am’s, thought of their lives as something to be avoided at all costs.

So love your family, your friends, your pets, your gardens.  Love your job or your hobby or your raison d’ etre, whatever it is.  Love sunsets and the smell of rain and yourself, and don’t love these as something to do as a placeholder until the buzzing, romantic love comes, but love these as things worth loving all in themselves.

It’s fucking hard some days.  The dark 3 am’s still come sometimes.  But most days, I am so much more at peace knowing that I am not incomplete or waiting, but that my life, if it ended today, is worth it because of the platonic, familial, friendship love I have shared.  And if the other kind does come someday, that’ll be nice, but it won’t make any of the others less.  It’ll just be caramel sauce on a sundae–tasty and wonderful, but the sundae was perfect without it too.

I needed this today.